MOHH2 Tips

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT HAVE CFW SO I CANNOT SHOW U VIDS OR PICS. I AM NOT PRO I AM A NOOB TRYING TO ACT PRO. I WILL MAKE REFERENCES TO EXISTING VIDEOS THOUGH. FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOUR AGREEMENT/DISAGREEMENT OR OTHER TIPS BY COMMENTING.

HOW TO BE A HMG NOOB PRO.

1. GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT

2. DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING

3. DONT BE ECHO

4. DO YOU HOMEWORK

5. EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

1. UP YOUR LOOK SPEED TO MAX OR SOMEWHERE NEAR MAX. THIS WILL ALLOW U TO TURN FAST, RUN AWAY LIKE A SISSY FAST AND PERFORM A LAGSHOR EASIER.
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I KNOW OF WHO DO NOT NEED A RELATIVLY HIGH LOOF SPEED BUT CAN STILL OWN ARE QS, MUR AND WC4L IDEATHI

2. USE LAGSHOT. A LOT

3.STRAFE IN AND OUT AT UR OPPONENT'S BODY - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkt5aRPAktg

4. FOLLOW HIS DIRECTION IN THE ATTEMPT TO LS HIM

5.AIM MORE WITH YOUR MOVEMENT AND TAP LIGHTLY OR ELSE IF UR ON MAX LOOK SPEED U R GOING TO END UP STRAFING REALLY HARD AND U'LL GET TIRED. TRUST ME. UNLESS YOU CAN PULL IT OFF LIKE THE PERSON IN THIS VID - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3GDcYVT0w

6. MOVE LEFT AND RIGHT SO ITS HARDER FOR SOME1 TO LS U

HOW TO GET INTO TOP 100:

1.BE ECHO

2.HACK

3.USE M1 AND SG AND ZOOKA WEN NO1 IS LOOKING

4.USE FREEKILLS

5.MAKE YOUR NAME SOMETHING WITH LOTS OF 'I'S AND 'L' SO ITS HARDER FOR PPL TO DEL U

6.GET INTO RANK 1000TH AND DELETE THE TOP 999 PEOPLE

7.LEARN GOD MODE

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE:

1.TELL PPL WHO H8 U HOW MUCH U LUV THEM

2.USE M1 IN FRONT OF PROS

3.VOTE TO KICK HMG PROS HU R RAPING UR ASS IN A GAME BEFORE SCREAMING ON THE PUBLIC CHAT: 'VT H4X F4G!!!!!"

4.SWITCH TEAMS SO U CAN TEAMKILL HIM WITH A NADE/ZOOKA, AFTERWARDS SAYING 'NOW THAT'S JUZ UNFORTUNATE'

5.ALLOW SG, NADES AND SNIPERS IN WAR AND SAY 'O I THOT DIS WUZ EU SERVER'

WHEN AT 20 PEOPLE IN ONE DAY HAVE THREATENED TO DELETE U, U KNOW THAT U HAVE SUCCEEDED.

EcHo wrote:

lol

no

i like turtles

Welcome to the spam page

(spam) this is not ip site

Lol everyone spamming in here

back on topic:
1.when ur using stg vs bar,ur gonna want distance.Stg pwns with distance,while bar is more accurate up close.

2.In war,when ur going to return flag..dont go alone..its stupid and pointless..cause u only have a 5% chance of returning flag by yourself.

3.In war,when goin for flag.have one person sneak.Once he grabs flag..have one player protect him,while the other(s) make sure ur flag doesnt leave base.

4.Always have me sub.im good at flagging,and im good at pointing out what to do (lol)

im far ranged shooter i could kill ppl in a distance with bar with 10 shot

lol reb,u sure?

i sux at close range with bar or stg44, but im better at long range

im good at both.

lol me and Odin don't use max look speed and we good. I use half vertical and 7 notches down horizontal

iP AFJ 23 wrote:

lol me and Odin don't use max look speed and we good. I use half vertical and 7 notches down horizontal

no ur not jk lol

This tips on how to be noob?....

lol echo ans him

o happy is on finally

wat r u talkin bout u live w him

MANiAC wrote:

wat r u talkin bout u live w him

they do?

lol wow

lol TS EvO?

KA EvOLuTiOn?

Yup

lol i keep tellin him 2 on n he finally on

PWNOGR4PHY wrote:

MANiAC wrote:

wat r u talkin bout u live w him

they do?

yea happy and gam live together...there brothers

nice tips lol at how to annoy people

LOL ... sup chaos