MOHH2 Tips

Subject: MOHH2 Tips Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:35 am

First topic message reminder :

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT HAVE CFW SO I CANNOT SHOW U VIDS OR PICS. I AM NOT PRO I AM A NOOB TRYING TO ACT PRO. I WILL MAKE REFERENCES TO EXISTING VIDEOS THOUGH. FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOUR AGREEMENT/DISAGREEMENT OR OTHER TIPS BY COMMENTING.

HOW TO BE A HMG ~~NOOB~~ PRO.

~~1. GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT~~

~~2. DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNING~~

~~3. DONT BE ECHO~~

~~4. DO YOU HOMEWORK~~

~~5. EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES~~

1. UP YOUR LOOK SPEED TO MAX OR SOMEWHERE NEAR MAX. THIS WILL ALLOW U TO TURN FAST, RUN AWAY LIKE A SISSY FAST AND PERFORM A LAGSHOR EASIER.
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I KNOW OF WHO DO NOT NEED A RELATIVLY HIGH LOOF SPEED BUT CAN STILL OWN ARE QS, MUR AND WC4L IDEATHI

2. USE LAGSHOT. A LOT

3.STRAFE IN AND OUT AT UR OPPONENT'S BODY - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkt5aRPAktg

4. FOLLOW HIS DIRECTION IN THE ATTEMPT TO LS HIM

5.AIM MORE WITH YOUR MOVEMENT AND TAP LIGHTLY OR ELSE IF UR ON MAX LOOK SPEED U R GOING TO END UP STRAFING REALLY HARD AND U'LL GET TIRED. TRUST ME. UNLESS YOU CAN PULL IT OFF LIKE THE PERSON IN THIS VID - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3GDcYVT0w

6. MOVE LEFT AND RIGHT SO ITS HARDER FOR SOME1 TO LS U

HOW TO GET INTO TOP 100:

1.BE ECHO

2.HACK

3.USE M1 AND SG AND ZOOKA WEN NO1 IS LOOKING

4.USE FREEKILLS

5.MAKE YOUR NAME SOMETHING WITH LOTS OF 'I'S AND 'L' SO ITS HARDER FOR PPL TO DEL U

6.GET INTO RANK 1000TH AND DELETE THE TOP 999 PEOPLE

7.LEARN GOD MODE

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE:

1.TELL PPL WHO H8 U HOW MUCH U LUV THEM

2.USE M1 IN FRONT OF PROS

3.VOTE TO KICK HMG PROS HU R RAPING UR ASS IN A GAME BEFORE SCREAMING ON THE PUBLIC CHAT: 'VT H4X F4G!!!!!"

4.SWITCH TEAMS SO U CAN TEAMKILL HIM WITH A NADE/ZOOKA, AFTERWARDS SAYING 'NOW THAT'S JUZ UNFORTUNATE'

5.ALLOW SG, NADES AND SNIPERS IN WAR AND SAY 'O I THOT DIS WUZ EU SERVER'

WHEN AT 20 PEOPLE IN ONE DAY HAVE THREATENED TO DELETE U, U KNOW THAT U HAVE SUCCEEDED.